MIRRORS ARE NOT A GOOD IDEA
THEY MAY TEMPT YOU TO LOOK AT YOUR BODY
Oh my goodness Alice, what happened to you?
A BELT WHILST ATTRACTING ATTENTION, MY THWART AN ADVENTURESOME APPENDAGE
RED JAM .......
Indeed, what had happened to Alice?
The duchess was warning about the dangers of red jam when the Queen took a sudden disliking to her (in one of her moods again) and descended on the Duchess with her axe.
“To the Queen!”
They all believed that they were eating organic food and toasting the Queen, but unbeknowns to them they were drinking the blood of virgins and celebrating the moral decline of literacy and numeracy in the working class and having a mass orgy whilst sitting three feet apart with their legs crossed.
So the Queen chopped their heads off.
The Queen said "Now fix up this mess!"
"What with this red paintbrush?" asked the card.
The Queen was guilty of not doing her own dirty washing and the poor card was guilty of not being able to spin straw into gold.
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