Where are all the king's horses and all the King's men when you need them?

"Don't hold your mouth open"
But Alice couldn't help but gasp. Surely the duchess had seen that her clothes had gone and that she had had 856 children. So why was the duchess still going on about a slight part in her lips?

Guilty of being Angry
Guilty of adolesence and hormaonal, pre and postnatal depression and saying what she thought, perimenopause, menopause and croniism, and not being serviced.

"Keep your hands clasped!"
"I don't give a rat's fat clacker!"
Guilty of not matching the curtains with the couch.

Get off the table Mabel the money's for the beer, NOT.
Beware of the tongue.
Guilty of tongue in cheek.